Friday, April 1, 2011

Sorry!! (April Fools' Day)

SO SORRY!


This is super last minute, but if you need something quick, here you go:
(For upper grades)

April Fool's Day Test

(Or save it in your file for next year.)


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Directions: This is a timed test. You will only have 2 minutes to complete this test, so you must work quickly. All work must be done on this paper. Make sure to read everything before you do anything.

1.      Read everything on this page.
2.    Write your name in cursive in the top right corner of this test.
3.    Write your name in print in the top left corner of this test.
4.     Answer this question: 3 x 5 x 2 = _____
5.    Where does the President live? _____________________
6.    What is the capital of Utah? ______________________
7.    What is ¾ of 100? ___________
8.    Name the 3 branches of government:
a.    ___________     b. ___________   c. ___________
9.    Turn your paper over and draw a giant smiley face.
10. Turn it back over and write your grade level in the bottom left corner.
11.   Write today’s date under your grade level.
12.  Draw a circle around your name.
13. Say, “Oh no!” out loud.
14.  Write your teacher’s name right here: ________________
15.  Stand up and then sit back down.
16. Fold this paper in half (like a hot dog).
17. Whisper, “I don’t get it.”
18.  Write your birthday: ________________
19.   Stand up and fake sneeze. Say, “Excuse me!”
20. What school do you go to? ______________________

Now that you have finished reading everything (as directed in number one), sit back and watch everyone else. 

5 comments:

Nancy Wilson said...

Thank you, just printed it...we'll do it a bit before the day gets over. This morning I let them know that because of all the budget cuts and all the changes we had that Spring Break next week was canceled and that they would have to come to school on Monday. A few knew it was April Fool's...I asked them what day it was and those who knew shouted it out :)
Nancy Wilson
nancydwilson@hotmail.com

Nancy Wilson said...

Just did it before our recess. I told them it was a quick 2 min. test...passed them out upside down with my timer in hand...:) & :( funny to watch & sad NOT ONE student read to the bottom before 'doing anything'! We read the directions outloud and repeated the last sentence. Told them "April Fool's" & said we needed to work on direction following! Thanks Nancy Wilson

Mrs.Burns' Kindergarten said...

Love it! This is above my kindergarten kids...but I actually have to fill in tomorrow in a 4th grade class for one of our Saturday make-up days. I think this will be a fun ice-breaker, even though it will be the 2nd. Thanks!

AllieKat said...

I actually did something like this myself while in elementary school. One of the directions was to take off your left shoe and put it on the teachers desk. The teacher had been given this paper and told to have us do it, but had no idea what was on it. When she finally realized why we were taking off our shoes, she burst out laughing!

I still remember that to this day and how much silly fun it was! Thanks so much for the idea and the modified version!

Kara @ Mine for the Making said...

LOVE it! I am doing this on Monday with my 3rd graders :) I will probably change it to 4 min. though.

Featuring this idea on my facebook page!

www.facebook.com/mineforthemaking

Kara
www.mineforthemaking.com

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